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"Sad Arse Strippa" by Lady Sovereign

Jentina this is not a dream...
THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE YOU BITCH! (love this line!)

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b wat eva what the f**k?
You was born in a caravan,
That don't make you ghetto
I seen more ghetto in posh spice's stelleto
You chat like a blonde but i swear your a brunette
When's your carrer endin'?
Tell me as soon as'cause ur fuckin' annoyin' ma ears
with your bullshit walk and bullshit talk and crack head dances!
and you didnt get crap advances
Your record labels dumb
for signing a fitch who can tracks her bum whos still askin her mum "whats cum?"
your fake and you look k-cut
try wearing less make-up
you got a quiff like elvis
how can you sell this escalade, st tropez
What escalade!?
i saw you drivin a Nissan Sunny down Peckham way.

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse strippah in a messed-up way
Get out da car 'n' drop ya hair sprays
wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse stripper in a meseed-up way,
how da fuck did you get airplay?
fuckin' fake Fuckin' fake, fuckin' fake fuckin' fake

Jenny from da block more like jenny from a flock of pidgeons
What class A drug did they put in it?
Chicken- all spazin out in the video like you're trippin'
Incase your mum gave birth while she was strippin'
Shuka Shake, shake the brake your hips and fall out of your caravan right into a ditch, bitch!

[chorus]

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
fu**kin fake fu**kin fake [x2]

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse srtipper in a messed-up way
get out ya car n drop ya hair sprays
wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse stripper in a messed-up way
How da f**k did ya get airplay?
fu**kin fake fuckin fake [x2]

I have come to fuck up your carerra
Bitch- dont fuck around wid dis titch, yeah!
I, have cum 2 really take da piss
And, you, will take dis lyrical dis'!
(happy birthday!)

[repeat chorus]

Ah, yeah! You been chattin' bout ya gucci thongs
but how many weeks, bitch have u had it on (eurgh!)
I can tell by your dances-dat it's sum wear stuck up her bum (eurgh!)

[repeat cHorus]

burberry... St. Tropez.. when are ya' gunna learn to speak properly?!
Who gives a shit anyway?
Just some dirty ol' men in cell block H

Fuckin' fake, Fuckin' fake, Fuckin' fake, Fuckin' fake

[chorus]
...
i would post the lyrics of 'bad arse strippa' but i'm too lazy...maybe next time

Labels: lyrics, music

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